GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING (OPEN)

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[atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=style, background-color: #2F2F2F; border-radius: 0px 8px 0px 0px; padding: 30px 5px 10px 0px;] [STYLE=font-family: arial black; font-size: 40px; color: #EDEDED; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: -3px; line-height: 28px; margin-left: -4px;]HAT I'VE BEEN LIVING FOR [/style][STYLE=font-family: arial; font-size: 9px; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 9px; letter-spacing: -1px; color: #EDEDED; text-align: justify; padding: 0px 15px 0px 15px;]❝ AND NOW YOU'RE KNOCKING ON MY FRONT DOOR, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN LIVING FOR, EXCUSE ME WHILE I LAUGH MY ASS OFF. ❞ [/style]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellspacing,0,true][atrb=cellpadding,0,true][atrb=width,450,true][atrb=style,background-color: #EDEDED;][atrb=vAlign,top] [STYLE=width: 274px; font-family: verdana; font-size: 10px; line-height: 11px; color: #737678; padding: 5px; text-align: justify; border-bottom: #2F2F2F 8px solid;] █ She knew it of course. She knew that every time she went somewhere with Momoe, her grandmother, she would end up getting in trouble. Despite her elderly age the woman was a ticking bomb ready to explode at any second and she just had to choose the East district and such a fancy place to do it no less. "Get your hands off of me you limp dick! My money is just as good as any of these dripping vaginas! Didn't that whore mother of yours teach you how to treat a sweet old lady? You fucking fail at life!" It was pretty clear from where Yukari inherited the colorful vocabulary. A crowd was starting to form in front of an expensive shop where they sold kimonos and the people glared at the two of them like they were disgusting worms. "Obaachan we should go. I'm sure we'll find-." As Yukari tried to pull her away from one of the guards the old woman slapped her hand away and glared at the man. "No! I demand some respect! That damn penis tunnel can't treat me as she likes and get away with it!" Her grandmother began swinging her cane left and right hitting everything that she could reach. It was almost a funny sight if Yukari wasn't scared out of her mind that the owners of the shop would call the police. The woman was half of Yukari's height, wearing a pretty kimono, too much makeup and had her gray hair pulled up in a loop. She looked like your average grandmother until she opened her mouth that is. The guard pushed her harshly and she almost fell if not for Yukari to balance her. "Hey! Be a little more gentle will ya? She's still an old woman." She glared at the guard feeling the blood burning in her veins. She knew her grandmother hit them first but she was right when saying that the vendor insulted her. She wouldn't even look at Momoe and told the old woman that there was no place for people like them here. "Get out of here you two troublemakers, you're scaring away the other customers." "We're customers too!" "Ha! You'd probably have to sell your house in order to buy even a handkerchief from this shop!" The man made another movement in order to push them away but Yukari grabbed him by the wrist, rose him above her head and threw him on the ground. As he tried to pick himself up as she approached him with a deadly glare. "If you touch my obaachan again I'll kill you. Then I'll kill every witness who saw me killing you." She was about to kick him just to prove a point when she felt her grandmother's cane hitting her in a very...personal place. She turned to look at Momoe with a shocked expression. "O-Obaachan why would you hit me there? I don't have any male parts between my legs!" It still hurt dammit. "Hmm you sure about that? Cause you actually seem to have balls compared to them." She pointed at the two guards who looked ready to faint because of fright. "Let's get out of here. I'm never shopping in this place again." The young girl followed her and as they passed by the crowd they could hear whispers from the watchers. "Oh my god, what are these thugs doing in the East district?" "Someone should call the police and get theme out of here." "These people don't know their place, they're disgusting! They should just stay in that filthy district of theirs!" Her grandmother turned to stare at one of the women and wrinkled her nose. "Look at that fake hair color. There's no way the carpet matches the drapes. You can add as much Botox as you want in that ass face of yours but your husband is still gonna bang his secretary." Yukari didn't bother to hold it in and she burst out laughing as they continued their walk down the busy streets. Ten minutes later they were munching on some snacks on a sidewalk ignoring completely the looks that people gave them. "Obaachan why did we come here? There are many kimono shops in the South as well." Yukari blinked at the old woman who was currently sniffing a cinnamon bun. "We're not animals, we should be allowed in any district if it pleases us. I really hate these people." "You hate the rich?" "Not the rich, the stupid. The ones that think that just because they have money they can treat others any way they like. Money doesn't last forever, one day you have it one day you don't. They're too dumb to realize that though." Yukari nodded slowly and thought her grandmother must really feel strong about the subject because she never gave her words of wisdom to anyone. Every since her grandfather died she became nothing more than a sarcastic machine whose vocabulary could make a truck driver blush. Well she was bad before as well but now it just got worse. "Hey obaachan do you think you can stop addressing people as vaginas and penises? It sounds weird coming from a sweet old looking woman like yourself." "No." No surprise there, after all Yukari herself had quite an arsenal of dirty nicknames from her. It was only until she reached kindergarten that she realized her name wasn't Bundle of shit. "Hey chew this for me." She shoved the bun under Yukari's nose with narrowed eyes. "I forgot my good set of teeth at home and I'm hungry." The day could not have gotten worse than this. [/style]

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